Facebook Hoe

Over the course of the years and a quick recap of my social site timeline, I have went from AOL chat rooms, to BlackPlanet, to MySpace, along with a few others (that didn't float my boat). And then... I gets to Facebook... which has damn near shut everything else down. You cant personalize your profile but the same access that you received with most other sites, you recieve here as well: along with a newsfeed of what and how everybody is doing. I haven't studied up on this, but to my understanding, I thought that FB was solely for people to keep in contact with close family and friends. To my amazement, I was wrong. Think that's just what I wanted it to be for. A way to keep in touch with the long lost. Everybody is on FB, so you can easily search for someone by their real name, school, or location. Of course, like anything else in today's society, people tend to take privileges given to them and turn it into a whole new corrupt downgrade of what their real purposes serve. I'll give you my points of the matter.

First let's just define the fact that Facebook is a social site, NOT a dating site. Be clear... EHarmony is a dating site. Seems like now, once people sit behind a computer screen, they all of sudden grow these huge balls and feel like they can conquer the world. Random friend request sent out to people who you probably wouldn't even speak to on the street. A new personality of outgoing and spontaneous (on the computer) somehow derives from non sociable or maybe stuck up (in person).  They aren't that shy in front of the computer and liable to type anything that comes to mind. Most of the time that's, of course, some shit that they dare not say aloud to anyone's face. Let me be clear (in this paragraph) that these are general accusations. This could go for what some call Facebook Thug, Facebook Hoe, Facebook Friends (meaning they are only friends on Facebook), Facebook Addicts and whatever others I have not mentioned and don't really car too much about no way. Their whole lives are invested into this project/hobby/career. Facebook reps to maintain. Looking to gain promotions.

Bookers just have to post the photos from the vacation that them and their boo just went on, or their new baby, club nights, gifts. Whereas on the other end... "Boo" is probably chit chatting it up with old flings and meeting new hoes. The definition of infidelity still remains the same even if it's on Facebook. Although profiles clearly states "in a relationship with ...." (in your case, Boo of course), it's apparent that they was a FB hoe BEFORE the new relationship status change. Clearly, some things don't change just because the both of your relationship status' did. Those friends were there before the changes and will remain there as long as they serve a purporse to have easy contact access without being so public. I also would like to state that these are the same friends that you will never be honarably introduced to formally. If you ask me, you can't be in a relationship on Facebook if you can't come to understandings about the friends that are kept and why they have to be kept in touch with. The same way you can't be in a relationship and go to the club every single weekend, the same way you can't be famous and marry a nobody and think that they will adjust to the cameras or your crazy lifestyle overnight.

Unless the usage for FB is for promotional status of music, writing, businesses; This basically puts every Tom, Dick and Helen in your business for one and if shit isn't going good, you best believe that one of them isn't too far behind to make up for what they think "Boo" is lacking and only because they are subscribed to "Boo's" page. Something that can't be controlled by neither sides unless "Boo" takes it upon themselves to delete whoever (which we all know will never happen). Pointing out the clear situations that should be common sense, if you are already addicted, then you will probably come up with every possible way to cover up for the bullshit that people tend to fall behind.

There is always the inbox. There is always the instant message chat boxes. Just a little small amount of privacy to get "it" in. There are the stupid little games that grown ass people play: "inbox me whatever and I will post on my wall what I think about you". LOL!! Grow up! I had the pleasure of a full throttle 2 years on FB and don't miss not one bit of it. Sucked in by the new info you could receive in just a matter of seconds. It was like the newspaper: beef, dumb ass people getting caught up in love triangle quarrels, befriending those that really aren't your friend to be nosey, swapping passwords with friends to see someone else's page, reading the comments posted rather than looking at the pictures. Statuses turns into back and forth bickering between couples and enemies, which at one point or another use to be mushy, so sweet shout outs (which we all know doesn't last long). Everytime something changes on your profile, everyone sees it and of course (here we go) provides their $0.02 on how they feel about the situation. Really? lol! who the fuck cares cares how you feel about it? Especially if "Boo" is now engaged but everybody else know they still messing with "Hoe". Apparently, the 1,000 and some odd people that are unknown on the friends list serves only the purpose to be a self esteem booster after doing something that didn't have any business getting done. The dummies who really don't know what the status is talking about but somehow still got your back. smh Most of which, I might add, are either random bitches (if you are a guy) or random dudes (if you are female). SO in all, what does that make you?

Facebook Hoe! Here is where you get dirty because on the computer, you can be with as many people as you like. You can talk to as many people as you like and all at once. No one has to know or wouldn't know unless you told. No one is fighting for your time and no one has to wait their turn. And why would they, their dumb asses probably actually believe that they are the only one pleasing you with these mindless, small brained conversations. You're walking the hoe stroll in a life of luxury because no one is playing tug-o-war with your ass. On top of the fact, there is no way that you could see yourself deleting your page or them because that would destroy your hoeish reputation which comes off as humble and charming to the dummies. You absolutely have to stay ahead of the game. For all you know, there are some other hoes out there, just like you, that wouldn't mind being on your hoe list too. No commitments, no strings attached and low and behold if you make it beyond the walls of technology, beyond Facebook, then you are really on a roll. Shit!! You basically got fucked for some measely Facebook conversation which only sounded good on the screen. After that, what are you left with? Do you continue to converse through Facebook about the night, day or whatever or have we upgraded to text messaging? LMAO!!! Seriously people! Come on!!

OK bloggers... now let's use some common sense. I deleted my Facebook page because of all the 200 and some people I had on my "friend's list", I wanted to see how many I would talk to on a day to day, weekly or even on a monthly basis. When I announced that I was leaving, everyone was like, "aww, :(, dont go, we gonna miss you" BULLSHIT!!! Facebook can kiss my ass! I had to use my common sense and think for a second (cause that is all it took) have we all just gotten that lazy where we can't email pictures of the kids or pick up the phone and dial someone? Meeting someone randomly while you just so happen to be shopping or hanging out with friends is just too much work? Are we that lazy that we would rather sit at a computer or lock into our phones? Yes! the answer is YES!! And you would be excited to know that I have not heard from not one soul on that Facebook "friend's list" (with the exception of those that I see and talk to everyday, 2 friends and family) which means the others weren't friends in the first place. Just think about it, those hoes that commence to having those flirty convos back and forth through inbox messaging or IM, would it be the same convo if talking in person or over the phone? Hell no!! Apparently the keyboard serves a purpose to somehow help get people to the starting line to getting their rocks off. Would them hoes actually invest into the real work it would take to pick up a phone and hold a real conversation? Maybe they don't have anything else to talk about. Most hoes don't anyway, they are only good at talking about how good the sex would be if,  and only IF you were to come from behind that computer or your phone. WOW! So much time invested into such small intellegence. I'm so amazed at how it takes so little to actually create much stimulation. You would think some people would want so much more.

OK I think I'm done for today. I would go post this on Facebook but I don't have one. LMAO!! Good day bloggers.