Are You Cheating On Me?..... With Who?.... Yourself?

I don't usually request feedback on any of my post, but I would absolutely love, love, looooovee for people to give me their opinion behind this matter.

I have never understood why most women don't like for their husbands or boyfriends to watch pornography. I mean... I like it! It can make a good movie night. LOL!! A lot of times, I find it to be moreso hilarious, rather than arousing. A tad bit informative, maybe. Pornography, stripping, magazines... I put this into my visual box. It's shit that men and women, both, like to LOOK at or maybe even try to imitate. So this box get's a thumbs up from me. Are we seeing eye to eye here? Maybe not, but that's ok because I have plenty of room to type. The things that we are seeing, we can take it in, process it and possibly put it into use. We can learn new shit to try in the bedroom from watching pornos, we can learn how to dance in different exotic ways for our partners by watching the strippers, or we could create our very own magazine consisting of our sexy pictures for our partners. Never the less, it's all about your imagination.

NOW, I can tell you what I do have a problem with. MASTURBATION!! Don't get me wrong, just let me explain... I consider masturbation to be a "backup plan". Being the kinky-minded person that I am, I do understand that I can't leave out the fact that there are some who like to incorporate this in their sexcapades, watch there partner perform on themselves or something to that effect. We can add these people to our "visually effected" corner. So, no wrong-ness in that case. Everyone is getting something out of it. However, we resort to our "backup plans" when your partner has been working overtime, ranking in hours for a little extra bank, the days after that big ass arguement and everyone is giving the silent treatment. This is the shit you do when you are single and you would rather be with nobody else but yourself. Is anyone out there feelin' me? My pet peeve kicks in when people are in an awesome relationship, but yet, masturbation plays a bigger role than the sex between the 2. I can hear your questions in the blog-a-sphere air:

- Is the sex wack?

- Are they bored?

- Do their schedules conflict?

- After asking to perform a specific scene from a porno, was it done?

- Maybe they just wanted a quickie at that given moment and you were occupied at the time?

Really?! What the fuck difference does it make?!! You wait!! With your impatient-ass-lotion/lube/spit and hands/fingers. I find it to be rather insulting to have a partner you can't fuck because they are too busy fucking themselves. If you are in a relationship, your partner is there for a reason. My opinion. I'm quite sure everyone tries to make a particular person, the love of their lives for their very own personal reasons. Sex could be a factor of that, or it could not. But let's just say that it is. What am I suppose to do while you are "beating your meat", "choking the chicken", or "spanking your monkey"? After you have just got yourself a "peice of hand" or a "2some"? And you stayed awake long enough to tell me, "no baby, I don't feel like it because I just got finished doing myself." Can we consider this cheating? So I get's the short end of the stick because you wanted to picture your hand as Cherokee lubed in lotion? I don't understand how if you have the necessary and PROPER tools available to you at any given moment (NOT YOUR HANDS OR FINGERS), you continuously run to the "backup plan". And this is not a "backup plan" moment. Is this what we can consider to be safe sex? If that is the case, then it makes no sense to be in a relationship? Right? Or am I being selfish?

I understand that, me, asking these questions can possibly bring out the ignorance in a person. "Ignorant" would probably ask some dumb shit like, "wouldn't you rather them jack-off, then to actually fuck somebody else?" And yes, this question would be suitable for the factor of common sense. And let's be honest here, no one wants to hear that shit. Because 1)I'm still horney and 2) you have a fucking duty to fulfill. SO that would make the reality of the situation out to be, "NO! I would rather them fuck me!" Period! Now that's common sense, too. Who would have thought that there would come a point and time when your partner would rather do themselves and THEN brag to you about how good it felt? "Wish you could have been here, bae." REALLY?! You lay in the bed with the same person every night, wake up to them in the mornings, and whadauknow, they already had sex with themselves before you can even get your panties wet. I think you just cheated on me with yourself? .....

Until next time bloggers... didn't your momma tell you, you could go blind doing that?