Sexual Frustration Rambling

There was this post I wrote a while back called "Ego: A Man's Best Friend" where I talk about how men need validation and love to have their ego stroked and fed. Everyone loves compliments here and there, but there is a difference between accepting a compliment with humbleness and letting it go straight to your head on an ego-trip. Some men egos are so big that they should probably have a name for it. I know that I have bragging rights in certain areas and so do most others. Everyone is special in their own way, but I don't feel the need to brag and boast about whatever it is that I know I have ultimately over-achieved. It's for me to know and you to find out, that is... if you even make it that far. Let's also not forget my lovely, lovely ladies. I love my men-folk first (of course), but I've had an encounter or 2 with women where they totally forgot the concept that, "a woman knows what a woman wants". And I begin to think, "what the hell am I suppose to do with this (her)?" Kind of defeats my whole motive for being bi-sexual, y'know? lol! Geez! I aim to please. I found out a while back that my sex-game is a hidden talent (ego-trip, LMAO!!) I just hate to give her/him all of this extra-ness and I get's "half-ass" in return. So!! I'm being stingee (spellcheck, stin-gee lol)

And how about this shit here! Did you know Sexual Frustration is a real condition?

So I was staring off into space this particular day, pondering on some past and present moments, and I began to realize guys really love to talk about their Mr. Winky. How magnificent they think it is (or may be) and we can even include performance. Women love to talk about how sensual they can be and love-making. At least, the fems do. Not too sure about studs. No offense, but I like girly girls. Anywho, to be honest, if you really think about it, you only know about yourself what people, you have interacted with, tell you. You observe others reactions, collect responses, insert data here, and you apply it routinely because it seems to work out in your favor for the most part. Right?! So I'll go along with your game. Ok bae, I understand you know how to fuck and you can put it down good (at least that's what you're telling me because that's what the last 2 girls told you). But let's be realistic and also notate that whatever works for them, may or may not work for me. So the question is, do you know how to fuck me? Because I am me and they are them, which means that we are nothing alike. Duuuhhhhh....

I swear I can over-think a situation until there is nothing left to think about. Yes my dearests, this is how bored I was or maybe my overly concerning issues with being single after 6 years on top of the frustration. My attitude is fucked up completely, LOL!! And even though I don't mean it (sometimes), I have found it to be very easy to shoot down a man's ego. Not intentional, I just say what comes to mind first. I mean complete murder. Sorry fellas!! But it only usually turns out that way after I have reached my impatient marker. Some men just don't know when to stop talking. I'm usually submissive when it comes to the ladies. But, moving on, my thought process went a little something like what was discussed in random conversations being had that lead up to having sex (past and present). Who bragged and who didn't, and if they really did have the rights to brag or not. Then I began to think, I'm getting old LOL!! and conversations about sex probably shouldn't even be had. It seems a little lame. I'll go along with it for a minute, at least until my ADD kicks in. I can understand (not really) younger people bragging about what they do, how they do it and what they got (newbies, *roll eyes*)... but I don't understand how mature adults continue to have this conversation with future prospects. Because the last 10 girls you fucked, liked being put in the "full nelson" and then being contorted into a pretzel all while she sat on your face, at the same time. I'm sorry boo boo, that's not going to work for me. So while you school me on what it is that you got and how you did it last week, let me school you on how I like it. Take notes first. We can discuss how it worked out for you later ;) And it always works.

Sexual frustration can have me a little irritated and antsy, all while the last thing that I need to hear is, "you ain't had a piece of me, yet." *rolls eyes, again* Oh Jesus!! in that case, I'll pass. I wonder how this journey is going to pan out. I imgagine that it will be a most hilarious one. Considering the fact that I haven't had sex in a month, I'm about to explode. I hardly consider oral enough to get the job done either. I don't care how many times I bust. Yes stinkers!! Whatever you are thinking, that's what happened, and that's it! It's possible. Guess some people get hungry at the oddest moments. Oh well!!  I think I have shared enough with you today. I probably could go on, but I would rather not. It's only going to piss me off even more. So I'll get back to pretending like I'm actually doing some work since I'm on the clock.

So, until next time bloggers... relax, relate, and release